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Title: Sam!
Author: t_l_p_d
Genre: …all of them?
Rating: Eventually M/NC-17 but for now … Pg or Pg-13 -ish
Summary: Response to Whiteraven1606’s really awesome prompt! (see part one)
Status: WIP
Warnings: Cursing/profanity, mpreg, slash, threesome, alive!George, notnice!Winona, OC’s (mostly there as filler characters, none are REALLY important), an insane amount of contractions that will probably decrease once the Vulcans are on the scene (a little Vulcan humor there :D), others to be determined

Author’s Note 1: So I was looking over the first two parts and at least the second one has really bad grammar. My only excuse is that I was half out of my mind with exhaustion, allergies, a fever, and who knows what else. So at some point I will go back over all of the parts and fix the grammar.

2: There are some purposeful spelling mistakes - I tried to write it how Sam would say it.

3: So an earlier update did not happen and I don’t think this is much longer (would you believe my dog or rather my mom‘s dog - I am a cat person - ate my notes so I have no idea what was originally going in this part). My excuse here is that Monday I was sick with an extreme case of laziness and Tuesday I got dragged to places all day because it was my brother’s birthday (and the weekend was gone in a snap).

4. I’ve added Lj-Cuts to this one and the two parts before (b/c I think it looks cool XD).

“Hey Buddy, -“


“Have you been good for Grandpa and Grandma?”

“Yes Daddy. I’ve been doing my homework and my letters and eating yucky vegstables and I didn’t tease any of the girls even though they like pink and -”

George laughed, “I see that you have been very good. Have you made any friends at kindergarten?”

Sam grinned a gap-toothed grin, “Yes Daddy. His name is Sybok and he is an exchange student and he’s really in fifth grade but he’s a Vulcan so he’s my age but really smart.”

“Does Sybok come over and visit?”

“He does sometimes but his Mommy and Daddy had a baby – just like you’re going to! – and so sometimes he has to go home and help the baby. Sybok thinks the baby is icky and Sybok says that diapers are gross. What are diapers, Daddy?” Sam’s head tilted to the left as if that would make things clearer.

“Well, when babies are little, they do not know how to use the potty. They just go in their underwear. It’s really messy,” George wrinkled his nose and Sam giggled, “So, diapers are like underwear but they can be thrown out. That means that the mommy or daddy does not have to wash the icky part.”

“Oh! Diapers are good! Did I wear diapers?” It was Sam’s turn to wrinkle his nose.

“Yes, you did. Once you were old enough, your mother and I potty-trained you so you go in the potty and not your diaper or underwear.”

Sam was astonished. He had worn diapers…but they were icky. Did that mean he was icky? “Daddy, was I icky because I wore diapers?”

George smiled, “No, Sam. You were a wonderful baby who grew up to be a wonderful five-year-old. You were not icky because your diapers were icky. It’s like sneakers. Just because your sneakers are dirty does not mean that you are dirty.’

“Oh! I gets it now!” Sam paused as something occurred to him. He looked at his father with big blue eyes, “Daddy, did you wear diapers?”

“Yeah kiddo, I wore diapers. When we are done talking, why don’t you ask Grandma and Grandpa for some funny stories about me as a kid? I’m sure that at least one will involve diapers.”

“Ok, Daddy! What did you want to talk about?”

George sighed, “Did your Grandma and Grandpa tell you anything about your Mommy?”

“Grandpa said that Mommy didn’t like you no more so she wasn’t talkin’ to us. Grandma said to not pay any attention to Grandpa and that Mommy was just going through a tough time because you had cheated – but Daddy, I thought you said that cheating was bad? Why did you cheat?”

George felt like he had taken a punch to the gut, “Sam. Honey. I did not cheat on your mother. She and I were not as careful as we should have been and I got pregnant. Mommy feels bad because she wasn’t careful and she got mad because she felt bad. Now she feels bad that she got mad. It’s a vicious – bad – cycle. Right now, Mommy just wants to be alone. I am coming home in a month – you’ll get to see the baby – and then the baby, you, and I will live together. Mommy may eventually decide that she wants you or the baby back in her life but she and I are not longer married.”

“Ok Daddy,” Sam was satisfied with that explanation. He was excited about getting to see Daddy and the baby, “Daddy, what’s the baby’s name?”

George blinked and the laughed, “You know kiddo, I don’t know. What do you want the baby’s name to be? The baby’s a boy so should the baby’s name be Sam? Should we have two Sams?”

“Silly Daddy. That would be confusing. The baby’s name should be Jimmy, like Jimmy Neutron. He esplores space just like you but he’s a kid like me.”

“That sounds good to me. Jimmy Kirk. How’s that sound?”

“Hmmm……Jimmy needs a middle name. We should name it Tiberius! That’s Grandpa’s name and Grandma is always yelling it. Then they don’t need to learn a whole new name. ‘Cos Grandma and Grandpa are old. Did you know Grandma and Grandpa were old, Daddy?”

George grinned, “Don’t let Grandma and Grandpa hear you say that. They don’t know that they are old,” the last was said in a whisper tone – like a secret. “So, the baby’s name is Jimmy Tiberius Kirk. How about James Tiberius Kirk with Jimmy as a nickname – like Sammy is for you? Your mother’s father’s name is James.”

“Ok, Daddy. I can call him Jimmy though, right?”

“Of course. Now kiddo, can you put Grandma on? It’s almost time for you to go to bed.”

Sam pouted, “Ok Daddy. G’night, Daddy. And Daddy?”

“Yes, Sam?”

“I’m glad the baby is a boy. Girls are icky.”

“Goodnight Sammy.”

George waited until his mother was on the view screen, “How dare you tell my son that I cheated on his mother? Not only have I never cheated on Winona but there have been several paternity, maternity, and whatever else they could come up with! Jimmy is Winona and my baby.”

Ann blinked, “I – Jimmy?”

“Yes, Sam and I have decided that the baby’s name will be James Tiberius Kirk.”

“You and Sam – why isn’t Winona picking out names? You know how eager she was to pick out Sam’s name. She practically read every book of baby names there ever was.”

“Mother,” George sighed, “Winona wants nothing to do with me or the baby. She is denying that the baby is her even though there have been numerous genetic tests. She refuses to even speak to me. She signed away her rights to Sam. The only reason that she didn’t sign away the rights to Jimmy is because she refuses to believe that he is her son.”

Ann looked shocked, “Well, that’s not the story she told me when she let me know that she wouldn’t be comming to talk to Sam anymore. She said that you had refused her access and that you had cheated on her with some Chris Pine guy.”

“The man that she was talking about is Christopher Pike. He was a student of mine. He’s the one that comes to visit Sam on Sundays.”

“Oh! That nice man? He always brings me flowers,” Ann shook her head, “I don’t know what’s gotten into Winona but you and Sam…and Jimmy are always welcome here.”

“Thank you for the offer, Mother, and don’t deny that you are trying to get Sam , Jimmy, and I to stay with you once I get planetside. I’ve had no less than twenty-three people come up to me and tell me how nice you are and that your house is perfect for children.”

Ann blushed, “Well, you know how lonely it gets around here. That’s why your father and I were so eager to take Sam.”

“I know, but I think Sam, Jimmy, and I need a change of scenery. I have been thinking of looking up Amanda Grayson. Do you remember her? We used to be thick as thieves and I wanted to talk to her about her specialty.”

Ann knitted her brows, “George, Amanda is Sam’s friend Sybok’s mother. She married the Vulcan ambassador Sarek.”

George gaped for a second, “Well, that’s just lucky. Guess I won’t have to look much further.”

“She and Sarek normally live on Vulcan. They plan to go back to Vulcan after the school year, a few weeks after you are supposed to arrive planetside. They are here this year because there was some political backlash around their younger son. He’s is a hybrid of human and Vulcan. One of the first I believe. Sybok is from Sarek’s previous marriage,” Ann added the last for clarification.

“Maybe Sam, Jimmy, and I will go to Vulcan for the summer. I’ve always wanted to see Vulcan. You remember how I studied Surak-”

Ann cut her son off, “Yes, I remember your obsession with Vulcans and Surak and god knows what else. Your father and I were so happy when you moved on.”

George frowned, “I never ‘moved on’. I merely found other things that interested me. I have to go now Mother. I have a medical exam in ten.”

“How long until you are due? You look as big as a house.”

“Thank you, Mother. That is exactly what I wanted to hear. I am due in two weeks. Jimmy and I will have plenty of time to adjust before we reach Earth.”

“Very well. Goodbye.”



Three days before George Kirk’s due date, he dropped a glass of water. Swearing, he knelt on the floor and wiped it up. After he finished but before he got up, George’s water broke.


At 0432 hours, James Tiberius Kirk was born three days early, nine pounds three ounces, and with a healthy pair of lungs. George’s close friends, including Henry, Ben, and Captain Robau, cycled through the infirmary to get a glimpse of baby Jimmy.


Winona was asleep in the bed of an engineer.



Author’s note 5: Is it weird George calls his mom ‘Mother’?
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